Now, you might be asking why you would need a glow in the dark Neon Toilet Seat. Well, your glowing throne will guide through darkest night and make sure that you always hit the mark, since it is glowing like the site of a nuclear accident and with your diet, maybe it is. It glows and beckons. A shining beacon of relief for tired bowels, calling to hunched over huddled masses everywhere who need some night time release. Of course you need this.