Go Away Coffee Mug

Go Away Coffee Mug
This mug is for all you caffeine addicts out there. If you are always chasing after the java dragon, you get this. It’s basically your own personal version of that “Groundhog Day” movie, without the groundhog of course- just the part about repeating the same thing over and over- you wake up every morning, bleary eyed and dead tired. You clumsily and slowly drag yourself to the kitchen and grab for your caffeinated beverage of choice. All the while, being in extreme anti-social, “just leave me alone” mode. Nobody better walk in the room and even look at you before you have several sips of your joy juice or they’ll be in trouble for sure. Smart people know to stay away from a coffee junkie until they have their daily fix. A few sips in, you’re starting to feel it perking you up, but you’re only halfway through the cup, so everybody needs to back off for a few more minutes. Just a few more sips and you’re down near the bottom, getting some of the dregs mixed in with your last swig. Your brain is lighting up like a switchboard and little bluebirds are flitting about your head, chirping “Zip A Dee Doo Dah”… You start singing out loud along with them “My oh my, what a wonderful day”. Now you’re ready, you wonderful, silly addict you… go out into the world and go get stuff done- but only after rinsing out this awesome coffee mug, getting it ready for another go at your favorite habit.

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Go Away Coffee Mug